There is no person on this planet that engages in regular conversation who hasn’t slipped and said something kind of silly…
You will see lots of examples coming to you in your email, forwarded by one of your friends or a work colleagues – you know the ones.
People say ALL kinds of things that they don’t MEAN to be funny but…
Remedial math classes may be in order for these folks:
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” – Danny Ozark, Phillies manager.
“Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding.” – Mickey Rivers, baseball player.
“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.” – Doug Collins, basketball commentator.
“Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.” – Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player